I Exist Out of Spite Hoodie

Estimated Delivery US: 5 - 10 business days; International Delivery: 10 - 30 business days

Product Details

Experience everyday comfort with a touch of wilderness lore. Each Squatch Wear piece is designed for cozy mornings, misty trail walks, and anyone who believes adventure is hiding just beyond the tree line. Soft fabrics, clean prints, and our signature Bigfoot vibes come together to create gear that feels as good as it looks—on the couch, at the cabin, or exploring somewhere off the beaten path.

Size & Fit

Unisex fit designed to feel just right—true to size for most customers.

Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up for a relaxed, extra-cozy feel.

Hoodies: Midweight and warm without feeling bulky
Tees: Classic, flattering cut with room to move
Kids & Youth: Standard retail fit

If you enjoy an oversized, lounge-ready style, go up one size.

Shipping/Returns

Shipping:

Orders typically ship within 2–5 business days. During peak seasons, processing may take slightly longer. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the way.

Returns & Exchanges:

If something isn’t perfect, we’ve got your back. We accept returns or exchanges on unworn, unwashed items within 30 days of delivery.

Need help? Just reach out—we’re a small team and we’re here to make things right.

Care Instructions

To keep your Squatch Wear looking its best:

Machine wash cold, inside out
Use mild detergent
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
Do not iron directly on design

Treat it like your favorite camp gear—gentle care makes it last longer.

General Product Safety Regulation (GSPR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, warm, and a little bit sly — this hoodie carries a low-key edge. A subtle Sasquatch silhouette strides across the chest above the line “I EXIST OUT OF SPITE,” while a repeating Bigfoot motif marches down the sleeve. The matte-ink prints sit clean against the deep black fabric, and the roomy kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood, and color-matched drawcord make it easy to slip on for long evenings outside or quiet mornings at the coffee shop. It’s the kind of hoodie you reach for when you want to feel comfortably unseen but quietly confident, whether you’re hiking forest paths, running late-night errands, or meeting friends for a relaxed weekend hangout.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF sleeve and wrist prints plus DTG chest print; embroidery option available
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and eco dye certifications

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean